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You’re Still Wide Awake: The NeverEnding Crypto Coma Afflicting Retail Investors

A  illustration depicting an empty city street with people sleeping on the ground while giant screens display Bitcoin price charts and news headlines. A single person is shown trying to wake up a friend who's still fast asleep.

When will retail investors wake up from their crypto-induced coma? It’s been years of false promises and get-rich-quick schemes, but still they stumble into the market like zombies, expecting to find a pot of gold at the end of this digital rainbow.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin is nearing an all-time high, yet analysts say retail investors are showing no more interest than usual. “Bitcoin is on the verge of breaking all-time highs, and retail interest is still almost non-existent,” crypto analyst Miles Deutscher said in an Oct. 29 post on X. Bitcoin (BTC) came within spitting distance of notching a new all-time high on Oct. 29, briefly touching $73,562, but has since cooled off to […]

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