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Youre Probably Being Stolen From IN YOUR OWN BEDROOM by the Same Guys You Trust With Your Life Savings

A darkened bedroom with a person cowering in fear as two masked individuals enter with machetes. A laptop open on the bed shows a ledger book being transferred funds while another screen displays social media posts flaunting cryptocurrency wealth. The room is dimly lit, emphasizing vulnerability.

Crypto bros: where ‘security’ means having a strong password and pretending you’re not a target for every Tom, Dick, and Crypto Hacker… Meanwhile in reality,.

Source: cointelegraph

Blockchain investigator ZachXBT says he’s noticed an uptick in messages from people alleging they are the victims of in person crypto robbery.  In an Oct. 10 post, the onchain sleuth said he had received messages from multiple victims of crypto home invasion thefts “in Western Europe over the past few months at a much higher rate than other regions.”  He made the same claim in a Sept. 27 message shared […]

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