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You Won’t Believe Who Just Became Bitcoin’s Unanimous Overlord After 100K Crypto Bro Votes Went to This Total Unknown

A  illustration of a surprised-looking Donald Trump sitting at an empty desk surrounded by Bitcoin logos and screens displaying cryptocurrency charts, while Kamala Harris is seen walking away in the background towards a 'regulation' door with a keyhole labeled SEC

The crypto bros are at it again! It’s like they think a poll is all that matters when we’re talking about real-world implications of who gets elected president and what impact it’ll have on the price of bitcoin.

Source: bitcoin.com

A poll conducted by Microstrategy’s chairman drew over 100K responses, revealing sweeping support for the presidential candidate seen as Bitcoin’s most powerful advocate. As the 2024 election season intensifies, digital asset advocates closely analyze how a potential Donald Trump or Kamala Harris administration might impact cryptocurrency markets, with particular interest in bitcoin. Over the weekend, Microstrategy’s executive chairman Michael Saylor, a prominent BTC supporter, conducted a poll on social media […]

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