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You Won’t Believe Who Got Slaughtered by Bitcoin’s Latest Bloodbath – The Unbelievable Truth Behind the Mass Exodus

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BTFD to BWFID: When spot Bitcoin ETFs go from ‘Buy FUD’ to ‘Sell Everything’, who’s left holding the bag? In a move that can only be described as panicking, investors pulled out a whopping $541 million in bitcoin funds on Monday. It seems someone finally figured out it’s all just numbers on a computer and created by scammers.

Source: bitcoin.com

On Monday, spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) took a substantial hit, with investors pulling out a hefty $541.07 million. The 12 spot bitcoin ETFs faced a rough trading day, shedding a hefty $541.07 million in total outflows. Fidelity’s FBTC bore the brunt, with $169.6 million in investor withdrawals on Mon. Meanwhile, Ark Invest and 21shares watched $138.26 million slip away, and Grayscale’s Bitcoin Mini Trust saw a $89.49 million dip […]

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