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You Won’t Believe What’s Holding Back the $10,000 ETH Party – It’s Not Even Close!

AltcoinsBlockchainCrypto News Doug Martinez November 2, 2024

A illustration of an empty wallet with coins spilling out onto a table, surrounded by broken blockchain blocks and shattered computer screens in the background, conveying the failed attempts at reaching $3,000 for Ether (ETH). A faint image of Vitalik Buterin can be seen working on his laptop in the corner, hinting at Ethereum's ongoing development efforts. The atmosphere is one of frustration and stagnation.

The $3K Club: Why Ethereum Needs More Than Just A Hype Job.

Source: cointelegraph

Ethereum price rally to $3K depends on a few key factors
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ethereum-price-rally-to-3k-depends-on-a-few-key-factors
Ether (ETH) price rose to $2,700 on Oct. 30, marking its highest level in ten days, but a strong rejection on Oct. 31 pushed its price down to $2,550. This movement mirrored Bitcoin (BTC), which saw a 4% decline from its peak of $73,575 on Oct. 29. Traders are now pondering what it would take for Ether to reclaim the $3,000 mark. The answer likely lies in a combination of […]

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