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You Won’t Believe What’s Coming Next: Arkham Unleashes Crypto Apocalypse on Unsuspecting Traders

AltcoinsCrypto NewsCybersecurity Doug Martinez October 14, 2024

A chaotic illustration depicting a cityscape in flames with cryptocurrency screens and trading platforms exploding around it. A giant Bitcoin logo burns amidst the chaos while traders are shown running frantically from the scene.

The crypto derivatives market: where reckless abandon meets financial ruin (and a side of Pepe the Frog). It’s been a wild ride for your average retail trader trying to get in on the action – and by ‘action’, I mean throwing money at a screen like it’s going out of style. Arkham Intelligence, a blockchain analytics firm with ties to OpenAI founder Sam Altman (because who doesn’t want their startup funded by AI overlords?), is reportedly launching its own crypto derivatives exchange next month. Because what the world really needed was another platform for people to lose money at an exponential rate.

Source: cointelegraph

Blockchain data firm Arkham to launch derivatives exchange: Report
https://cointelegraph.com/news/arkham-intelligence-launch-derivatives-exchange-report
Blockchain analytics firm Arkham Intelligence reportedly plans to launch a cryptocurrency derivatives exchange as soon as next month, according to a Bloomberg report.  The exchange will target retail traders and compete with existing platforms such as Binance, Bloomberg said, citing a person familiar with the matter.  Arkham is already reportedly in the process of obtaining a license in the Dominican Republic, where it plans to operate the exchange.  Arkham’s blockchain […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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