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You Won’t Believe What’s About to Happen When You Invest $100k With This New ‘Genius’ Bitcoin Scheme – Experts Warn: Don’t Get Hooked!

BitcoinCrypto NewsInstitutional Investors Sam Rogers October 19, 2024

A illustration depicting a giant bitcoin block surrounded by financial charts and graphs, with money pouring into it from various directions. In the background, a cityscape at sunset with skyscrapers labeled 'Galaxy Digital' and 'Deutsche Digital Assets'. A figure in the foreground is shown holding a briefcase filled with euros, looking excited but also cautious.

Another day, another attempt by a group of crypto bros trying to get rich quick off the backs of gullible investors… It seems like every time you turn around there’s some new outfit claiming they’re going to ’empower their shareholders’ or ‘grow the Bitcoin ecosystem.’ Meanwhile, all we really see is a bunch of hot air and empty promises. Samara Asset Group, the latest Malta-based investment company to jump on the Microstrategy bandwagon, has announced plans to issue a Nordic bond in an effort to expand its bitcoin portfolio.

Source: bitcoin.com

Malta-Based Investment Company to Follow Microstrategy's Bitcoin Playbook
https://news.bitcoin.com/malta-based-investment-company-to-follow-microstrategys-bitcoin-playbook
Samara Asset Group, a Malta-based investment company focused on seeding tech and crypto startups, aims to follow the Microstrategy playbook by announcing a bond whose proceeds will grow its bitcoin portfolio. Co-founded by cryptocurrency proponent Mike Novogratz, the company’s mission is to empower its shareholders “to participate in the performance of their strategies and disruptive companies, as well as the growth of the Bitcoin ecosystem.” More companies are following a […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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