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You Won’t Believe What the XRP Army Just Did Now That SEC Has Officially Said RIP to Your Investment Dreams

A  illustration depicting a group of people holding hands, forming a human chain with XRP logos intertwined within their bodies, while a giant US flag waves behind them in the background, torn apart by conflicting lines representing stability vs instability.

The XRP Army’s latest move has left us wondering – are they trying to save a sinking ship or just trolling everyone with another harebrained scheme? Either way, it’s entertaining as hell. The group is attempting to rally support behind Ripple in their ongoing legal battle against the SEC, but let’s be real folks, we all know how this is going to end: RIP XRP (and any hopes of a decent return on investment). In related news, if you’re still holding onto that XRP ‘investment’, please do us all a favor and take a long, hard look in the mirror. You’ve been warned.

Source: bitcoin.com

The XRP Army is ramping up efforts to push back against the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)’s appeal in the Ripple lawsuit, calling it unnecessary and damaging to the cryptocurrency market. XRP supporters claim that the SEC’s actions create instability in the crypto sector, directly contradicting the agency’s mission. The XRP Army launched a petition on Change.org last week, urging the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to stop […]

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