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You Won’t Believe What Mara Holdings Did With All That Free Money (Hint It Involved a Whole Lot of Crypto)

A  illustration depicting Mara Holdings' CEO with a bitcoin-themed suit and tie, surrounded by giant screens displaying cryptocurrency prices. In the background, three massive data centers are shown with miners hard at work, while in front of them, a large American flag is being constructed from blockchain blocks. The entire scene is set against a cityscape with various pro-crypto politicians standing together.

Mara Holdings: Because Who Needs Profit When You Can Just Buy More Bitcoin?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Mara Holdings continues to grow its bitcoin bag despite lower than projected Q3 earnings. Mara Holdings’ earnings report revealed the company added 8,280 bitcoin to its already existing portfolio of 18,467 bitcoin in Q3. This raised its total bitcoin holding to 26,747 BTC. The latest addition to its bitcoin portfolio was done via mining 2,070 BTC and purchasing 6,210 BTC at an average price of $59,500. The bitcoin purchase was […]

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