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You Won’t Believe What Just Happened at Crypto Circus: One Guy Filed for an ETF That Will Make You Question Everything

Crypto NewsFeaturedRegulation/Negotiation Sam Rogers November 2, 2024

A illustration of a lone figure standing at the center of a chaotic Crypto Circus scene with flashing lights and distorted screens displaying Solana (SOL) price fluctuations, while a giant ETF ticker tape unwinds behind them, symbolizing the new investment vehicle's launch. The Canary logo is subtly integrated into the design.

The crypto circus just got a whole lot more interesting – and by ‘interesting’, I mean utterly bewildering. Canary Capital Group LLC has filed for the Solana ETF, an exchange-traded fund that promises to give investors direct exposure to solana (SOL) without all the hassle of actually managing their own SOL holdings… because who needs that kind of responsibility? The Canary Solana ETF will essentially be a glorified brokerage account masquerading as an investment vehicle. It’s like buying a ticket to the crypto circus and then handing over your hard-earned cash to some shady character saying ‘trust me, this is gonna make you rich’.

Source: bitcoin.com

Canary Capital Files for Solana ETF to Provide Direct SOL Exposure
https://news.bitcoin.com/canary-capital-files-for-solana-etf-to-provide-direct-sol-exposure
Canary Capital Group LLC has filed a registration statement with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to introduce the Canary Solana ETF. This exchange-traded fund (ETF) aims to give investors direct exposure to solana (SOL), minus operational expenses, through shares listed on a U.S. exchange. The Canary Solana ETF, managed by Canary Capital Group, will hold solana (SOL) as its sole asset, calculated daily using the CME CF Solana-Dollar […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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