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You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Invest in Crypto Paradise Island – A Descent Into Madness and Murder

Crypto NewsCybersecurityEnforcement Directorate Linda Williams November 14, 2024

A darkly comedic illustration depicting Kevin Mirshahi's lifeless body in the middle of an island paradise scene. A luxurious mansion, complete with palm trees and crystal clear waters, is visible behind him. In the foreground, a group of shadowy figures are seen fleeing from the scene on speedboats, while another figure can be seen being dragged away by police officers.

It seems like the crypto world has officially gone from ‘Wild West’ to ‘Crime Scene’. The latest news out of Montreal is that Kevin Mirshahi, a 25-year-old crypto influencer and self-proclaimed kingpin of Crypto Paradise Island, was found dead in a park months after being abducted. Yeah, because what’s more reassuring than the thought of your favorite cryptocurrency personality getting kidnapped and murdered? I mean, who needs functional governance or law enforcement when you’ve got Bitcoin?.

Source: cointelegraph

Crypto influencer found dead in Montreal park months after abduction
https://cointelegraph.com/news/abducted-crypto-influencer-found-dead-montreal-park
The body of Kevin Mirshahi, a crypto influencer who was abducted from a condo in June, was found at a park in Montreal, Canada, according to local media reports. Mirshahi’s decomposing remains were discovered by a passerby at the Île-de-la-Visitation park on Oct. 30, police told The Gazette, a Montreal news outlet. An autopsy confirmed the body’s identity as Mirshahi, The Gazette said in the Nov. 13 report. The 25-year-old […]

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Linda Williams

Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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