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You Won’t Believe What Happens When Everyone Gets Out of the Sinking Ship (And Into This Crazy Investment)

A chaotic scene of people frantically jumping from a sinking ship into lifeboats labeled 'Bitcoin', with one boat overflowing and another empty, while others are shown holding Bitcoin signs or standing in front of giant screens displaying price charts. In the background, a massive skyscraper is crumbling down to reveal an Ethereum logo.

It’s official: Bitcoin has officially become a game of musical chairs, except instead of chairs, it’s about who can get the most suckers to invest in overpriced garbage.

Source: cointelegraph

United States-based spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds tallied $253.6 million in net inflows on Oct. 11 — breaking three consecutive trading days of outflows. The Fidelity Wise Origin Bitcoin Fund led all with a net inflow of $117.1 million, while the ARK 21Shares Bitcoin ETF saw $97.6 million, Farside Investors data shows. The Bitwise Bitcoin ETF raked in $38.8 million — its largest in 11 trading days — while the Invesco […]

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