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You Won’t Believe What Happens When Cryptos Suddenly, Unexplainably Reach Insane New Heights of Price Chaos

A  illustration depicting a chaotic stock market scene with cryptocurrency symbols and charts exploding upwards in the background, while a giant Bitcoin logo bursts through flames at center stage, surrounded by frantic traders frantically typing away on their computers.

Uptober’s here and it smells like desperation.

Source: cointelegraph

Publicly traded crypto-linked firms in the United States saw gains on Oct. 14 as Bitcoin rallied 6% to briefly hit $66,400 — its highest price since July 30. Bitcoin (BTC) miner CleanSpark was the strongest performer for the day, closing up 12.72% at $10.81 and continuing to climb 1.72% after hours to $11, Google Finance data shows. Crypto exchange Coinbase followed, closing with an 11.3% gain at $196.35 — a […]

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