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You Won’t Believe What Happens When Bitcoin Says Come to the Party – It Makes All Your Other Crypto Investments Worth NOTHING

A  illustration of a party invitation card with Bitcoin's face on it surrounded by confetti, balloons, and people from various cryptocurrencies like Ethereum (ETH), Solana (SOL) and Dogecoin (DOGE). The background is filled with dollar signs and financial symbols. In the foreground, a giant cryptocurrency chart showing price movements in real-time, while others are shown celebrating or looking worried.

If Bitcoin’s price rally were a party invitation, it would be like sending out invites to all the crypto bros, telling them ‘Come on down and join us for some wild times!’ Little do they know that their precious coins are just nothing more than numbers on a computer screen created from thin air. But hey, let’s not rain on their parade… yet.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) has risen roughly 9% this week, indicating solid buying by the bulls. The up move is facing resistance near $69,000 but the bulls are not exiting their positions in a hurry. That suggests the buyers anticipate the rally to extend further. Trading firm QCP Capital told its Telegram channel subscribers that the rising United States equities markets and a weakening trend in the Japanese yen are likely to […]

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