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You Won’t Believe What Happened When 1 Million People Put All Their Money Into Bitcoin This Week (Spoiler Alert: It Was a Total Disaster Waiting to Happen)

A chaotic stock exchange scene with frantic traders and investors frantically buying bitcoin and ether at a rapidly increasing price ticker display behind them. A giant Bitcoin logo is seen melting down amidst flames, while an Ether symbol burns out of control on screen.

The Crypto Bro’s Guide to Getting Rich Quick (Spoiler Alert: You Won’t Get Paid) – In a shocking turn of events, more people than ever thought possible decided to invest their life savings into Bitcoin ETFs this week alone. Because what could possibly go wrong with putting all your eggs in one basket and hoping the whole thing doesn’t implode like last time? I mean, who needs due diligence when you’ve got FOMO on your side?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Spot bitcoin and ether exchange-traded funds (ETFs) in the U.S. had another winning day, with both categories seeing a steady flow of fresh investments. On Friday, the 12 bitcoin ETFs pulled in a combined $273.71 million, led by ARKB and IBIT at the front of the pack. The 12 spot bitcoin ETFs handled around $2.23 billion in trades throughout Friday’s session, with a total inflow of $273.71 million based on […]

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