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You Won’t Believe What Happened to Your Cryptocurrency Portfolio This Week… And Why It’s About to Get a Whole Lot Worse

A  illustration depicting various cryptocurrency symbols (BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, XRP, DOGE, TON, ADA) forming an upward spiral motion around a globe with the United States map in the background, symbolizing global market influence and geopolitical factors affecting crypto prices. The cryptos are shown breaking through resistance levels while the US dollar index rises above its own overhead resistance, signifying bullish momentum.

The Crypto Circus Continues: A Week in Review (Oct 14).

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) has started the week on a bullish note, clearing the closely watched $65,000 overhead resistance with ease. This indicates that the bulls are back in the game and ready to challenge the next resistance at $66,500. October has historically been the most bullish month for Bitcoin, and the Oct. 14 rally has pushed the monthly gains to 4%. That has triggered hopes that the worst may be behind […]

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