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You Won’t Believe What Billionaire Fools Are Doing Now – One Guy Just Spent $2 BILLION on 27,000 Bitcoins (And You’re Not Going to Be Able to Afford Your Coffee After This)

A  illustration depicting a giant, smiling piggy bank with 27,000 golden coins spilling out of its mouth, surrounded by dollar signs and chaotic financial charts in the background. The piggy bank is wearing a crown made of Bitcoin logos, symbolizing wealth and dominance.

It’s just another day in paradise where billionaires are buying up Bitcoin like it’s going out of style, only to watch their ‘investments’ tank into oblivion. Microstrategy is taking this farce to new heights by shelling out a whopping $2 billion for 27,200 more Bitcoins at an average price tag of $74k each. Because what the world really needed was another bloated company with a bunch of worthless digital assets trying to make us believe that Bitcoin’s value will somehow magically skyrocket anytime soon.

Source: bitcoin.com

Microstrategy made a bold $2.03 billion move, adding 27,200 BTC to its holdings to cement its bitcoin dominance, part of an ambitious $42 billion digital asset growth plan. Software intelligence firm Microstrategy Inc. (Nasdaq: MSTR), the largest corporate holder of bitcoin, announced on Monday that it has expanded its bitcoin portfolio. Between Oct. 31 and Nov. 10, the company purchased 27,200 bitcoins at an average cost of $74,463 per bitcoin, […]

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