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YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM’S DEFI PLAN: It Involves Locking You Inside a Sandbox With Your Digital Assets and Watching as the House Wins

BlockchainCrypto NewsDeFi Doug Martinez October 7, 2024

A house with a giant hand holding it back as people inside are frantically trying to escape through windows while digital assets swirl around them like sand.

The World Economic Forum has decided that DeFi is so hot right now it needs special treatment – aka sandboxing. Because what’s more fun than playing with digital assets in a controlled environment, where the house always wins? The WEF thinks this will help manage risks and ensure transparency, but let’s be real, folks, we all know how well those things have worked out for Bitcoin so far… (Just ask Jemima Kelly about that one). Seriously though, it seems like only 9% of jurisdictions are actually doing something to regulate digital assets. The UK, Hong Kong, and Singapore get a gold star for trying – but let’s not forget the rest of them are just winging it in the dark ages of crypto regulation.

Source: cointelegraph

WEF backs ‘Sandbox-first approach’ for DeFi adoption
https://cointelegraph.com/news/wef-recommends-sandbox-approach-defi-regulation
The World Economic Forum (WEF) urged policymakers and regulators worldwide to conduct decentralized finance (DeFi)-related innovations and experiments within regulatory sandboxes, focusing on tailored risk mitigation and transparency. In its recent assessment of nine major economies, including the United States, the United Kingdom, Japan and the United Arab Emirates, the WEF identified the need for a tailored approach to regulating the DeFi ecosystem. The report recommended using sandboxes to keep […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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