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You Won’t Believe the Utter Genius Behind Paypal’s Latest Scheme: Earn Rewards on Stablecoins While Doing Absolutely Nothing!

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… Paypal launches its latest brainchild: PYUSD Rewards Program with Anchorage Digital. Because what every institution really needs is a way to earn rewards on their stablecoins, without actually doing any real work or taking any actual risk. I mean, who wouldn’t want to just sit around and collect digital dust while earning some extra cash? It’s not like they have better things to do with their time… Like investing in something that doesn’t involve numbers being created out of thin air by a bunch of overpaid tech bros.

Source: bitcoin.com

Anchorage Digital has launched its first stablecoin rewards program for Paypal USD (PYUSD) holders, offering institutions a secure way to earn rewards. Available through Anchorage Digital’s platform and the Porto self-custody wallet, the program emphasizes security by avoiding rehypothecation, staking, or lending. Anchorage Digital announced on Thursday the launch of its first stablecoin rewards program for Paypal USD (PYUSD) holders, available via Anchorage Digital’s platform and the new Porto self-custody […]

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