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YOU WON’T BELIEVE the Utter Chaos That Unfolded in Crypto This Weekend: Firedancers, 36 MILLION Dollar Scams, and Bill Maher’s Epic Fail!

A chaotic scene with various elements from the article: a Firedancer validator client, Arthur Hayes holding Pendle tokens, Bill Maher speaking on stage at Token2049, Infinex's Patron NFTs being sold, and William Koo Ichioka in handcuffs. The background is filled with swirling cryptocurrency symbols and dollar signs.

Crypto’s latest antics are a never-ending circus, folks! This week we’ve got early Solana Firedancer client Frankendancer making its debut on mainnet (non-voting mode), Arthur Hayes selling his Pendle tokens for $1.56 million and boasting about the project’s potential – only to take some profits, Bill Maher spreading misinformation about crypto energy consumption (0.6-2.3% of US electricity) and usage by criminals (only 0.63%), Infinex raising nearly $58 million selling Patron NFTs to venture capital firms and industry leaders, a New York resident being fined $36 million for allegedly swindling crypto investors, and the Supreme Court of India regaining control of its official YouTube account after it was hijacked by crypto scammers.

Source: cointelegraph

An early version of the Firedancer independent validator client, Frankendancer, has made it to the Solana mainnet, according to Jump Crypto’s chief Science Officer Kevin Bowers. Approximately 1% of the Solana network’s “proof-of-life” stake comes from Frankendancer, a presentation from Bowers showed. Jump Crypto is the blockchain infrastructure firm behind the Solana validator clients. Validator clients like Firedancer will play a crucial role in processing transactions and building blocks on […]

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