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You Won’t Believe the SHOCKING Truth About This Mysterious 2009 Bitcoin Wallet That’s Still Spewing Out Cash Like It’s Going Out of Style… Until You Realize It’s Just a Bunch of Rich Guys Playing With Their Play Money

A comic illustration depicting a bitcoin wallet with five doors opening simultaneously on Sept 20th, each door releasing a burst of cash and coins into the air, amidst swirling clouds of cryptocurrency symbols.

Don’t get too excited about this ‘ancient’ bitcoin wallet spending business – it’s just a bunch of old coins being moved around by some bored rich guys with nothing better to do.

Source: bitcoin.com

On Friday, Sept. 20, 2024, blockchain detectives were left stunned when five dormant bitcoin wallets from 2009 suddenly became active. In a fascinating twist, exactly nine years earlier on Sept. 20, 2015, a single block reward from 2009 was spent, with the owner transferring block height 2,800 along with several other block rewards. Since then, it’s been a rare sight to witness 2009-mined bitcoins being transferred, making Friday morning’s five […]

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