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You Won’t Believe the SHOCKING Truth About Crypto’s Latest ‘Game-Changing’ Event – We Went Undercover for Answers

AltcoinsCrypto NewsDeFi Doug Martinez October 11, 2024

A futuristic cityscape under construction, with sleek skyscrapers and neon lights reflecting off a massive screen displaying various blockchain logos (Ethereum, Binance, etc.). In the foreground, a lone figure in a hazmat suit stands amidst the chaos, symbolizing caution as the 'infrastructure bubble' bursts. A wallet interface glows on their wrist, representing seamless cross-chain transactions and user experience.

Another Token2049 side event bites the dust, leaving us with a bunch of empty promises from yet another group of crypto bros trying to make a quick buck off gullible idiots who think they’re going to get rich by investing in some ‘next big thing’. Meanwhile, speakers like Vitalik Buterin and Richard Teng were there spewing their usual nonsense about the supposed benefits of blockchain technology. I mean, come on guys, can’t you just tell us something we don’t already know? The answer is no because they’re all too busy trying to peddle their own agendas and get a few more followers on Twitter.

Source: cointelegraph

Breaking the infrastructure bubble: Key takeaways from Token2049 side event
https://cointelegraph.com/news/breaking-the-infrastructure-bubble-key-takeaways-from-token2049-side-event
One of the most important gatherings in the crypto and Web3 space, Token2049 Singapore, brought together the brightest minds and influential leaders with more than 20,000 attendees. Attendees were inspired by insights from a star-studded lineup of speakers, such as Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin and Binance CEO Richard Teng. Token2049 expanded its presence in Singapore with a series of side events, including the ‘Beyond the Infrastructure Bubble’ event on Sept. […]

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