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You Won’t Believe the SHOCKING Truth About Crypto Prices… They’re Still Completely Worthless

A comic illustration showing various cryptocurrency charts in different states: some rising sharply upwards while others plummeting downwards; Bitcoin (BTC) stuck inside its range, Ether (ETH), BNB and XRP trying to flip their breakdown levels into resistance; Solana (SOL) breaking above the 50-day SMA with a positive sign for bulls. The overall atmosphere is chaotic with multiple lines crossing each other in different directions.

Cryptocurrency: still not worth anything except to scammers.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) has made a sharp comeback from its August low of $49,000, but history does not support the continuation of the recovery in September. According to CoinGlass data, Bitcoin has dropped an average of 4.78% since 2013. In the past seven years, Bitcoin has witnessed a positive monthly gain only in 2023. However, that has not deterred investors from buying Bitcoin-related exchange-traded products (ETP). CoinShares’ latest report shows that […]

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