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YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT CRYPTO ETFS! Friday Market Recap Reveals Ether and Bitcoin Investors Are Literally Throwing Their Cash Off a Cliff!

A cliff edge illustration with Bitcoin and Ether coins teetering on its brink, while cash notes flutter away in a chaotic descent below.

The Crypto Bro’s Clubhouse: Where Money Goes to Die (Literally).

Source: bitcoin.com

Spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) faced another round of outflows as five funds pulled out $175.67 million. At the same time, despite a trading volume of $173.66 million, ether ETFs saw no net gains or losses on Friday. Bitcoin ETFs experienced another setback on Friday, with $175.67 million exiting the group of 12. Throughout the day, $1.54 billion was settled in trading volume, yet none of the funds posted any […]

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