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You Won’t Believe the SHOCKING Reason Why Everyone’s Suddenly Using Blockchain Now

A futuristic cityscape with sleek skyscrapers and neon lights in shades of metallic silver and gold, conveying a sense of high-tech innovation. In the foreground, a stylized blockchain diagram is broken apart by glowing blue lines, symbolizing security and scalability. The FedNow logo subtly integrated into the architecture, emphasizing integration with the US Federal Reserve's platform.

Just another day in crypto land where ‘blockchain’ is code for ‘we’ve given up on security and scalability’.

Source: cointelegraph

Digital banking network Metallicus announced the completion of its testing and certification phase and the launch of its services on the United States Federal Reserve’s FedNow instant payments platform.  The Oct. 22 announcement comes more than a year after the Fed announced Metal Blockchain’s integration with FedNow, highlighting the lengthy certification process as the central bank purportedly aims to onboard thousands of financial institutions over time.  Per Don Berk, the […]

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