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The Crypto Bro’s Guide to Getting Rich (Sort Of) – A Satirical Take.

Source: cointelegraph

Cryptocurrencies outrank fixed-income as the second most sought-after asset class among exchange-traded fund (ETF) investors, according to a survey by asset manager Charles Schwab. Some 45% of ETF investors plan to invest in crypto, lagging only equities, which are sought by 55% of respondents, the survey said. “Almost half of Schwab’s respondents said they plan to invest in crypto ETFs, more than bonds, international, alts. Pretty stunning,” Eric Balchunas, an […]

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