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You Won’t Believe the ‘Revolutionary’ New Crypto Investment That Will Totally Disappoint You

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Regulated Crypto Benchmark? More Like Regulated Snooze Fest for Most People.

Source: bitcoin.com

Coinbase’s new cryptocurrency index introduces a regulated crypto benchmark, offering investors broad exposure and setting a new standard for transparency in the digital asset market. Coinbase (Nasdaq: COIN) has launched the Coinbase 50 Index (COIN50), which the crypto exchange described as “a regulated crypto benchmark developed in partnership with Coinbase Asset Management and Market Vector Indexes.” The COIN50 benchmark tracks the top 50 digital assets listed on Coinbase that meet […]

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