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You Won’t Believe the ‘Revolutionary’ $1 Billion Bet on Toxic Data Centers That Will Ruin Your Life

A futuristic cityscape with a massive data center looming in the background, surrounded by polluted air and smoke. A person trapped inside the building's entrance is shown being pulled down into an abyss of tangled cables and wires, symbolizing the toxic nature of these centers.

If you’re looking for a way to lose your shirt with some shady investment firm that thinks it’s above the law by using fancy blockchain tech, then Aurum Equity Partners is here just for you! They’ve launched this $1 billion tokenized fund that promises to change the game in data center investments. Because what could possibly go wrong when mixing real estate and debt under one basket? The usual suspects are involved – Zoniqx’s asset tokenization solutions, DyCIST protocol, XRP Ledger (XRPL) – just your standard issue blockchain fare.

Source: cointelegraph

Investment banking firm Aurum Equity Partners has announced the launch of a $1 billion tokenized fund, combining equity and debt assets under the same basket.  According to an Oct. 22 announcement, the new tokenized fund will focus on establishing data centers in the United States, the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, India and Europe.  The fund will rely on Zoniqx’s asset tokenization solutions and the Dynamic Compliant Interoperable Security Token […]

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