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You Won’t Believe the Mind-Numbing Excuse We Just Found for Using Wirex Pay’s New Non-Custodial Cryptocurrency Feature

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Wirex Pay Launches Non-Custodial Crypto Payments – Because You Clearly Need More Reasons to Question Your Life Choices.

Source: cointelegraph

Web3 money app Wirex announced the early access launch of Wirex Pay, a modular chain specifically designed for payments. This announcement comes amid declining trust in centralized platforms and a shift toward self-custody wallets. On Oct. 9, the Wirex Pay app was made available for download to selected users, allowing them to make everyday payments through cryptocurrencies via their non-custodial wallets. Source: Wirex Pay In a recent conversation with Cointelegraph, […]

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