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You Won’t Believe the Jaw-Dropping Prices of These 10 Cryptocurrencies – We’ve Got All the Mind-Blowing Charts!

A whale breaches the surface, its massive body a blur as it rises from the depths below. In the distance, smaller fish dart and weave around each other in frantic pursuit of their own survival.

Price analysis? More like a laundry list of pointless numbers and charts for crypto bros to drool over!.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) has been trading in the lower half of its $55,724 to $73,777 range for the past few days, but instead of panicking, the whales and the shark holders have used this opportunity to accumulate more Bitcoin. “Over the past month, wallets with 10-10K BTC have collectively accumulated 133.3K more coins while smaller traders continue to impatiently drop their holdings to them,” market intelligence platform Santiment said in part […]

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