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You Won’t Believe the Jaw-Dropping, Life-Changing Returns of These 3 Bitcoin ETFs… Or How They’re About to Ruin Your Finances

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Crypto Bro’s Guide to Getting Ripped Off: A Satirical Take on Bitcoin ETFs.

Source: bitcoin.com

Based on Wednesday’s data, spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) attracted inflows totaling $893.21 million, with Blackrock taking a notable lead. Crypto ETFs continue to draw investor attention as both spot bitcoin and ether funds posted gains. The bitcoin ETFs nearly reached $1 billion, securing $893.21 million, led by Blackrock’s IBIT fund, which saw inflows of $872.04 million. Fidelity’s FBTC contributed $12.57 million, and Grayscale’s Bitcoin Mini Trust added another $7.96 […]

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