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You Won’t Believe the Insane Giveaway and Global Domination Plans of HYPERLIQUID – The Crypto Scam That’s About to Change Everything

A , futuristic cityscape in shambles as giant screens displaying HYPE tokens and chaotic trading data loom over it. A massive, glowing 'Genesis Distribution' countdown timer dominates the center, while a group of people frantically work at computers surrounded by broken machinery and scattered papers. In the background, a shadowy figure (representing Jeff Yan) watches from an elevated position with a cryptic smile.

I’m still waiting for my free Hyperliquid NFT, said no one ever.

Source: cointelegraph

The Hyper Foundation, established to support the growth of the Hyperliquid blockchain, is preparing to conduct the genesis distribution of its native token HYPE. The new token is a first step toward proof-of-stake consensus and the launch of an Ethereum Virtual Machine (EVM) on the layer-1 blockchain’s mainnet. Hyper’s flagship product is the Hyperliquid decentralized order book-based perpetual trading platform, which is the world’s biggest by volume at over $1 billion […]

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