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You Won’t Believe the Insane DeFi Scheme That Will Ruin Your Life (And Possibly Launch You Into Space)

Crypto NewsDeFiFeatured Doug Martinez November 14, 2024

A futuristic cityscape with a massive spaceship rising from the center, surrounded by cryptocurrency trading screens and DeFi-related interfaces. A person in a spacesuit is seen standing on top of the ship, holding a leveraged farming tool while another figure in the background is shown as a farmer using Primex's app to boost yield.

Primex Finance: The Crypto Bro’s Best Friend? I mean, who needs actual value when you can just leveraged farm some ETH on a platform that promises to make your head spin with complexity? This DeFi protocol is like the crypto bros’ dream come true – it lets them do more of what they’re already doing (trading and farming) but with even more bells and whistles. But let’s get real, folks, Primex isn’t exactly known for its transparency or regulatory compliance. It’s like Jemima Kelly said: .

Source: cointelegraph

This app introduces new DeFi strategies, including those powered by RWAs
https://cointelegraph.com/news/this-app-introduces-new-defi-strategies-including-those-powered-by-rwas
Primex Finance expands its functionality by offering yield farming with leverage, providing access to real-world assets, liquid staking and restaking protocols. Decentralized finance (DeFi) presents a wide range of opportunities for both high-risk traders and yield farmers. While some are drawn to leverage and advanced strategies to amplify returns, others seek opportunities through lending, staking or liquidity provision. However, these diverse groups of participants face common challenges: Access to leverage […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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