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You Won’t Believe the ‘Game-Changing’ New Way Your Entire Life Will Be Ruined by XYO on Solana – The Ultimate Privacy Nightmare Has Arrived

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In a move that’s almost too good (or bad) to be true, XYO has launched on Solana – because who doesn’t need more places to store their worthless tokens? The company claims its decentralized physical infrastructure network (DePIN), which verifies location and other real-world data for Web2 and Web3 projects, is now natively available on both Ethereum and Solana. Because what’s a little less centralization when it comes to your sensitive info?.

Source: cointelegraph

XYO, a decentralized physical infrastructure network (DePIN), has bridged from Ethereum to Solana, citing the layer-1 blockchain network’s “high throughput, low transaction costs, and scalability,” XYO said in an Oct. 31 blog post. “The XYO token is now natively available on both Solana and Ethereum, enabling broader cross-chain access and flexibility,” according to the post. The DePIN’s native XYO token is now tradable against tokens, including Solana (SOL) and USD […]

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