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You Won’t Believe the ‘Game Changer’ That’s About to Ruin Your Wallet Forever

A futuristic cityscape with a giant dollar sign hovering above skyscrapers as people from different countries walk together, symbolizing the end of borders for cross-border payments; A group of diverse figures (representing crypto & fintech giants) stand united under one umbrella, holding hands to form a chain that connects them globally.

You know what’s even more exciting than a bunch of crypto moguls getting together to make another ‘revolutionary’ stablecoin? A consortium of them launching the Global Dollar Network, because who needs actual dollars when you can have USDG – the new kid on the block that promises to be as trustworthy as all the others. Let’s get real for a second: this is just more of the same old nonsense from these ‘industry leaders’ (read: guys with deep pockets and poor life choices). They’re uniting resources, expertise, and probably a few bad tattoos to push their stablecoin agenda worldwide.

Source: bitcoin.com

A consortium of crypto and fintech giants is launching the Global Dollar Network for seamless cross-border payments. Leaders in fintech and digital assets announced Monday the launch of the Global Dollar Network, which they described as “an open network designed to accelerate stablecoin usage worldwide.” Key players, including Anchorage Digital, Bullish, Galaxy Digital, Kraken, Nuvei, Paxos, and Robinhood, are leading this initiative to broaden stablecoin adoption by pooling expertise and […]

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