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You Won’t Believe the Crazy New Blockchain Technology That Will Ruin Every Family Reunion Forever

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Polkadot 2.0: Because Your Grandma’s Bingo Night Needed More Excitement.

Source: cointelegraph

Polkadot is preparing for its biggest upgrade yet: Polkadot 2.0. The upgrade is expected to roll out in phases throughout 2024 and introduce key features such as Asynchronous Backing, Agile Coretime and Elastic Scaling.   Cointelegraph Research’s latest report provides an overview of Polkadot 2.0’s evolution and discusses other key developments for Polkadot, such as its ecosystem growth and adoption by developers. With the launch of Asynchronous Backing in May, block […]

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