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You Won’t Believe the Bizarre Bet These Billionaire Crypto Fanatics Are Placing on America’s Future

A  illustration depicting a giant cryptocurrency chart with dollar signs and coins floating above it, surrounded by American flags waving wildly out of control. A miniature Trump figure holding a 'Make America Crypto' megaphone stands triumphantly on top of the flagpole while Kamala Harris looks on from below, her arms crossed in disappointment.

It’s official, folks – we’ve reached peak crypto hype and desperation. The latest flurry of filings for Solana (SOL) and XRP ETFs can only be summed up as a bunch of rich white guys putting their money where their mouths are… or rather, where their Trump-voting cards are,.

Source: cointelegraph

The flurry of filings to list alternative cryptocurrency exchange-traded funds (ETFs) in the United States are “call options on a Trump victory” in the upcoming presidential elections, Eric Balchunas, an ETF analyst at Bloomberg Intelligence, said on Oct. 25. “If [former US president Donald] Trump wins […] he will definitely put in a more libertarian [Securities and Exchange Commission] chair,” Balchunas said during the Plan B Forum conference in Lugano, […]

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