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You Won’t Believe the Absolutely Ridiculous Reason Behind This Billionaire’s Latest Bitcoin Heist

A  billionaire (representing Eric Semler) is seen triumphantly standing behind a large Bitcoin vault door, with dollar bills spilling out from the top while giant digital coins float upwards around him. A cityscape in the background shows skyscrapers and hospitals symbolizing his company's focus on technology for healthcare.

Semler Scientific’s Bitcoin Bonanza: Because Who Needs a Profitable Business When You Can Have 1,058 Bitcoins? .

Source: bitcoin.com

Semler Scientific increased its bitcoin (BTC) holdings with the purchase of an additional 47 bitcoins for an aggregate amount of $3 million. This brought its total bitcoin holdings to 1,058 bitcoins for a total purchase amount of $71 million. Semler Scientific Inc., a company that focuses on technology products and services to combat chronic diseases released its Q3 financial results on Monday with the major addition of 47 bitcoin (BTC) […]

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