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You Won’t Believe How Much Worse Your Investment in Bitcoin Will Be Than Buying a Single Share of This Disaster Stock

A  illustration depicting a giant stock chart with Microstrategy's MSTR skyrocketing to new heights while Bitcoin and other major stocks struggle in comparison. A magnifying glass shines down on an image of Michael Saylor holding more bitcoins, surrounded by dollar signs and financial symbols.

The Bitcoin Bubble: Where Microstrategy Meets Magnificence (Sort Of).

Source: bitcoin.com

Microstrategy’s stock, MSTR, has soared 1,620% since the company adopted a bitcoin-centered strategy, far outpacing bitcoin itself, the S&P 500, and tech giants such as Nvidia. The company’s bitcoin holdings now exceed 252,000 BTC. Microstrategy’s executive chairman, Michael Saylor, remains bullish about bitcoin’s price as his company plans to further boost its BTC investments. Microstrategy’s stock (Nasdaq: MSTR) has surged 1,620% since the company adopted its bitcoin-focused strategy, eclipsing the […]

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