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You Won’t Believe How Much Google Owe Russia in a New Game of Digital High-Stakes Roulette

A  illustration depicting a giant digital roulette wheel with dollar signs and rubles spinning wildly out of control. A massive hammer comes crashing down on the table where Google's logo is displayed in bold letters.

Russia’s got a beef with Alphabet Inc., and they’re not afraid to use their considerable digital muscle. The search giant is being squeezed for $20 quintillion (yes, you read that right – 20 QUINTILLION) in damages due to its refusal to reinstate Russian state-controlled TV channels on YouTube. Now, this isn’t exactly a new development; Google’s been dodging these fines since last year when they pulled the plug on those channels. But hey, who needs transparency and compliance when you’ve got lawyers and PR spin doctors? Ivan Morozov from Tass publication says that each day, the fine doubles – essentially turning Alphabet into an all-you-can-eat Russian debt buffet.

Source: bitcoin.com

Google faces a spiraling fine from Russia, surpassing two undecillion rubles and doubling weekly, with potential service blocks looming as tensions escalate. Tech giant Google now owes over two undecillion rubles to the Russian government, a 36-digit sum that doubles daily due to ongoing penalties, attorney Ivan Morozov told Tass publication this week. In dollar terms, this means the tech giant has been ordered to pay around $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. The fines […]

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