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YOU WON’T BELIEVE How Brazilian Cops Just Rained on the $9.7 Billion Crypto Party and Exposed the DIRTIEST Money Laundering Scheme of ALL TIME!

A dark storm cloud looms over four cities - Caxias do Sul, Sao Paulo, Fortaleza, and Brasilia - as a massive money laundering operation is dismantled by the Brazilian Federal Police. A giant dollar sign rains down from above, shattered into pieces on the ground below. In the background, three silhouetted figures representing the organizations involved in the scheme are shown being swept away by the storm.

} Operation Niflheim: because what’s more fun than seeing crypto bros get busted? I mean, seriously, who needs inherent value or a legitimate use case when you can just launder $9 billion in dirty money through the blockchain? The Brazilian Federal Police must have had a field day tracking down these shell companies and cryptocurrency exchanges. And let me guess – they’re probably all using some fancy-pants crypto software that no one else has ever heard of, because we know how original those guys are when it comes to naming their projects (see: Buttcoin). I’m sure Jemima Kelly would have a field day writing about this too… .

Source: bitcoin.com

The Brazilian Federal Police dismantled an operation that used crypto to launder money from criminal sources, sending it abroad. Operation Niflheim involved the issuance of eight arrest warrants and 19 search and seizure orders against these groups that operated in Caxias do Sul, Sao Paulo, Fortaleza, and Brasilia. The criminals laundered over $9 billion since 2021. The Brazilian Federal Police organized an operation to dismantle three organizations linked to money […]

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