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XRP Price Jumps 7%: Because Clearly This Time It’ll Be the One to Finally Save You From Your Crushing Despair and Financial Ruin

Crypto NewsRipple 1 Doug Martinez September 16, 2024

A comic-style illustration of a rocket ship blasting off into space with flames engulfing its base, surrounded by rising arrows and stars in motion. A descending line is shown as a counterbalance to the upward momentum.

The never-ending saga of XRP’s attempts to cling to relevance continues, with a paltry 7% uptick over the past 24 hours sending its price careening towards another retest at $0.60. Because what every crypto asset needs is more false hope and broken promises. And let’s be real, folks, this ‘recovery’ above the 200-day EMA? That’s just a desperate attempt to cling to some semblance of legitimacy in an otherwise barren landscape of worthless tokens.

Source: cointelegraph

Why is XRP price up today?
https://cointelegraph.com/news/why-is-xrp-price-up-today
XRP is one of the top-performing crypto assets today, with a 7% uptick over the past 24 hours. After dropping down to $0.50 on Sept. 6, it is currently eyeing another retest at $0.60, but a descending trendline may offer some resistance in the coming days. XRP recovered a bullish position above the 200-day EMA, which also bolsters its chances of breaking away from the current higher low pattern, as […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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