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XRP Plummets 15% in 3 Days: Because Who Needs a Stable Investment When You Can Have the Thrill of Watching Your Money Disappear?

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationRipple Sam Rogers October 7, 2024

A comic-style illustration depicting an XRP token plummeting downwards with a red arrow, surrounded by broken chains and shattered glass to convey loss and instability. In contrast, another XRP token is shown rising upwards on a gentle slope amidst greenery and blooming flowers, symbolizing growth and recovery.

The never-ending saga of XRP’s wild west fluctuations continues to entertain us all! As we’re reminded once again that cryptocurrency has no inherent value (just ask Jemima Kelly), this time around it’s a 15% drop in three days, courtesy of the SEC’s renewed appeal against Ripple. But fear not, dear crypto enthusiasts, for some analysts are convinced that this is merely an opportunity to buy more XRP and watch its price skyrocket by over 4,200%! Because what could possibly go wrong with investing in something that has no intrinsic value? The fact that it’s currently trading at a level where one can only assume the ‘whales’ have accumulated all they need seems like a minor detail. Meanwhile, I’ll be here, waiting for XRP to drop below $0.11 and wondering why anyone thought this was ever a good idea in the first place.

Source: cointelegraph

XRP price falls 15% in 3 days — Will Ripple’s legal setback mark the bottom?
https://cointelegraph.com/news/xrp-price-falls-15-3-days-ripple-legal-setback-the-bottom
XRP (XRP) has declined by nearly 15% so far in October, with its losses driven primarily by the United States Securities and Exchange Commission’s (SEC) renewed appeal in the Ripple lawsuit. However, for some analysts, XRP’s drop might be a buying opportunity rather than a cause for concern. More specifically, the historical price patterns and recent whale accumulation suggest XRP price could be poised for a massive rally in the […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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