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XRP Is About to Get Slaughtered: Regulators Unleash Hell on This Toxic Asset

Crypto NewsEconomistsFeatured Linda Williams October 19, 2024

A illustration of a stock market chart with the price of XRP fluctuating wildly between $0.50-$0.80, surrounded by caution signs and warning lights, while a clock ticks away in the background indicating an uncertain future.

The crypto bros are at it again, hyping up their precious XRP as if the fate of humanity depends on it (spoiler alert: it doesn’t). But seriously, folks, let’s talk about what really matters – the impending doom that is XRP’s regulatory woes. It seems like every Tom, Dick, and Harry has an opinion on this one, but for those who don’t follow crypto news 24/7, here’s a quick recap: Ripple (XRP) is in hot water with US regulators over allegations of securities fraud, and the whole situation just got even murkier. The latest appeal by the feds may send XRP prices into a tailspin, courtesy of market participants adopting a risk-off approach to this ‘valueless’ asset.

Source: cointelegraph

XRP may face volatility as market waits for ‘concrete results’ — Analyst
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ripple-sec-lawsuit-xrp-price-volatility-bitget-research-ryan-lee
The latest appeal by the United States regulator in its case against blockchain payments firm Ripple may further push market participants to adopt a more risk-off approach to XRP in the short term, according to a crypto analyst. The comments come despite the recent filing not directly challenging the ruling that XRP is not a security. The appeal asked the court to review its decisions regarding Ripple’s XRP sales on exchanges […]

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Linda Williams

Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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