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XRP About to Plummet Into Oblivion as So-Called Gurus Predict Catastrophic Collapse — The Real Experts Weigh In

A  illustration depicting an overconfident 'guru' standing on top of a mountain labeled with dollar signs and cryptic symbols, while behind him, a massive graph showing XRP's fluctuating prices crashes down to oblivion in the background. The guru is surrounded by broken charts and shattered glasses, symbolizing the collapse predicted by so-called gurus.

Crypto bros are at it again, spewing forth their ‘god candles’ and ‘explosive rallies’. Meanwhile, I’m over here reading Jemima Kelly’s takes on XRP like a Bible – you know who the real prophet is.

Source: cointelegraph

XRP (XRP) price briefly re-tested its 2024 yearly high of $0.74 on Nov. 12 after Bitcoin’s bullish momentum slowed on the daily chart. The altcoin outperformed BTC with a 13.42% uptick, retesting its multimonth resistance at $0.74. XRP 1-week chart. Source: TradingView With XRP possibly facilitating its highest weekly candle close of 2024, one crypto analyst underlined the potential for another 200% rally from its current price point. While XRP […]

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