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Xapo Bank Enters UK Market Because We Clearly Haven’t Learned Anything From 2008

BitcoinCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 2 Linda Williams August 16, 2024

An illustration of a British lion wearing a suit with an open briefcase spilling out stacks of US dollars and Bitcoin coins onto a city street filled with people running away from falling currency notes. The lion looks worried as it tries to catch the money, while in the background there's a large Xapo Bank logo on top of a building. In the sky above are two birds flying towards each other carrying small bags of gold coins between them. A big storm cloud looms over the scene with lightning bolts striking down into the city streets.

It’s official now – Xapo Bank is finally here! Because what every country needs more of is a bank that thinks it can make money by catering exclusively to crypto bros who think they’re too cool for regular banks. And I’m sure the UK regulators were just thrilled about this “groundbreaking” move, not at all skeptical about some random company from Gibraltar suddenly deciding to passport its banking license into their country

Source: bitcoin.com

Xapo Bank Enters UK Market, Offers Interest-Bearing USD and Bitcoin Account
https://news.bitcoin.com/xapo-bank-enters-uk-market-offers-interest-bearing-usd-and-bitcoin-account
Xapo Bank has entered the UK market, becoming the only licensed banking group to offer a combined interest-bearing USD and bitcoin account. “We’re proud to announce we have successfully passported our banking license into the UK. This means we are allowed to offer our banking services directly to the UK market,” said the CEO of Xapo Bank. Xapo Bank announced on Monday that it has entered the UK market following […]
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