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Wyoming Blockchain Symposium VC Panel Reveals Secret Formula for Picking Guaranteed Winners in Cryptocurrency

BitcoinCrypto NewsEthereum 1 Sam Rogers August 22, 2024

An illustration of a businessman dressed in suit holding a briefcase standing next to an empty chair. In front of him is a large graph showing rising values while another smaller graph shows falling numbers with a red line through it. The background has two screens displaying different images: one screen displays the Bitcoin logo and the other displays a group of people working together around a table, all smiling at each other. A small chart in the corner reads '2.7 billion'.

Well isn’t this just a bunch of rich guys talking about how great crypto is? I mean who doesn’t love hearing from venture capitalists about their long-term approaches to holding tokens while they’re raking it in on short-term gains. It’s not like any of them are going to lose money or anything (cough, cough). And what really gets me is that these guys think they can pick winners just because they have a “mission-oriented” team and project. Like seriously, who comes up with this stuff? I’m sure the countless number of failed crypto startups will be thrilled to know their demise was due to not being mission-oriented enough.

Source: cointelegraph

Picking winners in the next cycle — Wyoming Blockchain Symposium VC panel
https://cointelegraph.com/news/selecting-winners-next-cycle-wyoming-blockchain-symposium-vc-panel
Executives from Blockchain Capital, MetaGood, Dragonfly, Arche Capital, and Breyer Capital came together in an Aug. 21 panel to discuss venture capital strategy at this year’s Wyoming Blockchain Symposium. Rob Hadick, a general partner at venture capital firm Dragonfly, explained that investors with traditional institutional approaches tend to lag behind their crypto-native counterparts in terms of investment performance because crypto is a different asset class with a completely different profile […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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