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Why Your Favorite Cryptocurrency Is Currently Burning Down Like a House Made of Flammable Liquor and You’re Just Watching in Horrified Silence Because What Else Can Go Wrong Today?

Crypto NewsRipple 2 Sam Rogers August 30, 2024

A house made entirely out of flammable liquor is engulfed in flames as the surrounding landscape burns down around it.

XRP’s latest dip is like watching a bad reality TV show – you can’t look away even though it’s painful to watch the price drop by another 3%. But seriously, folks, XRP’s woes are just part of its never-ending saga. The Nvidia earnings report countdown has everyone on edge, and cryptocurrencies are taking the hit along with Nasdaq stocks. It seems like every time there’s a market correction, XRP is right in the middle of it, making us wonder if anyone still believes in this .

Source: cointelegraph

Why is XRP price down today?
https://cointelegraph.com/news/why-is-xrp-price-down-today
XRP has dipped by approximately 3% to around $0.56 in the last 24 hours as of Aug. 28, mirroring downside moves elsewhere in the crypto market amid the Nvidia earnings report countdown. All eyes are on the $3.2 trillion chipmaker Nvidia as it prepares to release its earnings report after the United States market closes on Aug. 28. Analysts are forecasting a 70% revenue growth for the current quarter, driven […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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