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Why Russia Is Totally Not Going to Screw Up Their Digital Ruble Launch by July 2025 (Spoiler: They Probably Will)

A  illustration depicting a clock striking midnight on July 2025 with fireworks exploding in celebration. However, amidst the chaos, several digital rubles are shown falling from the sky like failed balloons, hinting at potential problems and delays.

Because what we really needed was a digital version of our money that’s just as susceptible to hacking and inflation as regular cash. I mean, who wouldn’t want their hard-earned roubles floating around in cyberspace waiting for some nefarious hacker to swoop in and steal them? And let’s not forget the environmental benefits – all those servers humming away burning up electricity like there’s no tomorrow (oh wait, they might be running out of time if this digital ruble thing takes off). But hey, at least it’ll make payments more efficient… for a while. Until someone figures out how to hack into the system and drain everyone’s accounts in one fell swoop.

Source: bitcoin.com

The Bank of Russia aims to open the payment infrastructure for the Russian central bank digital currency (CBDC), the digital ruble, by July next year. Larger banks will offer digital ruble accounts and services by this deadline, with smaller institutions following later. The initiative seeks to enhance payment efficiency and reduce costs, with retailers also required to accept digital rubles. A pilot program is currently underway involving banks, individuals, and […]

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