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Why Japan Is Clearly on the Brink of Crypto Success Thanks to Ripple’s BFFs in Tokyo (Spoiler: It’s Going to End Well)

A stylized illustration of a rising sun behind Tokyo's cityscape, surrounded by swirling clouds shaped like XRP tokens; the sky is filled with ascending arrows made up of blockchain chains.

It’s a miracle! The CEO of the most overhyped company in cryptocurrency is talking about how great it is to be friends with Japan! Who wouldn’t want to associate themselves with a country that has been thoroughly scammed by crypto bros and their get-rich-quick schemes? I mean, seriously, who thought XRP Community Day was a good idea? It’s like hosting a gathering of the world’s most devoted fanboys in a room filled with nothing but empty promises and broken dreams. And what’s next, are they going to invite JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon to talk about how great it is to be friends with cryptocurrency too?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse discussed Japan’s potential in blockchain technology with Japanese lawmaker Taira Masaaki during XRP Community Day. Garlinghouse praised Japan’s commitment to advancing crypto, highlighting the country’s “clear frameworks and constructive policy” that encourage innovation while ensuring consumer protection. Taira, a Web3 and AI advocate in Japan’s House of Representatives, noted that the meeting focused on maximizing Japan’s capabilities through blockchain. Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse said Japan is […]

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